
Never again will I watch Sherlock Holmes 2 and The Birdcage in one night
Chip omg.
Chip’s probably my favourite. :)
Gemini May 28 2012 Someone you are working with now, or someone you are dealing with in your personal life, is being very vague about an explanation or some kind of information. You may be feeling like the lack of clarity is intentional, and you may feel hurt or angry because of it. But…

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.
did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
you know tony totally uses every single clichéd pick up line in the book on steve because steve hasn’t heard them yet steve is from the 40’s so tony goes around going “do you have a map? because i just got lost in your eyes” and steve is like wow tony you’re so clever how do you come up with these
meanwhile natasha is wondering what floor she would have to push them off of in order to ensure maximum injury while still making it seem like an accident
Hakuna Matata vs. the recording (one of the takes)
“just helped a little old lady cross the street”
“just played catch with an orphan”
“just saved a cat from a burning building”
“the cat didnt make it but I smiled and it came back to life”
“then i helped clean up the debris from the burning building”
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person